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Archive for June, 2009
Everything takes time
Jun 17th
Teaching Cole to do a Bela Lugosi impression was like teaching Dick Cheney how to out a CIA agent and kick the blame to someone else. Finding an outfit that matched his chair AND the carpet — well that took some skill.
Hey Cole…
Jun 12th
Phils took game 3 from the Mets. I mean…they took it right from them…extra innings…Ibanez home run…
Wait for it…
Jun 10th
SNEAK ATTACK!!!! Nope, didn’t melt on test two either. I guess we really do have to move on to something new. We thought it might be different when he wasn’t looking. Sometimes we are wrong.
What? Oh, damn near killed’em
Jun 1st
In what was to be life lesson #2, we pulled out a local tie to go over with Cole. After the water boarding went so well, we thought Cole was up for it. Since the football season is just around the corner, and rehashing old news during the season would be in bad taste, we decided to teach Cole about the dangers of doing drugs, using Garrett Reid’s semi-recent act of hide-and-go-seek as an example. We only explained to Cole what Garrett did to get a sweet taste of happiness when he started rubbing his stomach and groaning. I guess he learned his lesson the easy way this time.
Baffs are fun…
Jun 1st
So where was I…oh yeah…two mules walk into a *hiccup* bar….and see a couple of *hiccup* burros sitting at a table…or was it two asses walk into a speakeasy and say to the bartender…*snore*…
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