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Archive for March, 2010
I think he’s catching on
Mar 31st
He finally learned how to open lids. Too bad we glued this one on.
Cole’s first words
Mar 30th
Sort of awkward…but Cole looked at me and said as clear in a tone that I swear sounded like James Earl Jones..”That’s what I’m gonna do to you…cupcake.”
Who’s laughing now?
Mar 29th
As soon as Cole saw his car, he jumped in and yelled “See ya losers!”. Joke was on him though. We put the car together according to the optional “Philly Style” directions — so three tires were missing and the fourth was booted for an erroneous parking ticket.
Felt sorta bad
Mar 29th
We told Cole the cats were run over by a UPS truck that was delivering extra flu shots to our house for bad boys that don’t eat their vegetables — and that we were having a service in the kitchen.
I am not sure why he was smiling before he got around the corner and saw his birthday gifts…
I tried to explain
Mar 28th
Drinking and driving is a bad thing. He quickly said he was only a passenger and then flipped me off as his mom pulled him away.
Done and Done
Mar 24th
We told him upfront that he wasn’t going to bed until he ate with a spoon. It took the better part of three days, but he got there.
Our bad
Mar 23rd
We were discussing the Diapers.com return policy when we realized the house was awful quiet…it only took a few minutes to find Cole trying to close up a box with one of our cats in it. We are both going to assume the cat crawled into the plastic bag before it got in the box….
The shirt might not fit
Mar 22nd
He kicked into a rendition of YMCA….and I think I heard him humming “It’s Raining Men” as he nodded off to sleep.
This was a nice surprise
Mar 21st
Cole didn’t burst into flames when he went outside. The downside was that the reflection off of him permanently blinded a few of the guests at the party we were attending.
Win some. Lose some.
All good things come to an end
Mar 18th
His excitement came to an abrupt end when he realized that “you look hot” means “we need to use the rectal thermometer again.”
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